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šŸ“µNorthwestern's a No. 2 seed?

And, a football player literally BLAMES HIS PHONE.

Josh Rosenblat
Feb 28, 2020
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A Big Ten title is on the line. A freaking Big Ten title.

If the Wildcats beat Illinois in Evanston tomorrow afternoon (you can buy tickets here and watch on BTN), they’re guaranteed a least a tie with powerhouse Maryland atop the Big Ten regular season standings.

And, this week, spring football is back. And a key player is already šŸ“µblaming his phone.

Let’s blame some things.

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šŸ“µBlameĀ nothing, literally nothing

Everything is perfect.

The only controversy was a Chicago Tribune article about the football team supporting the women’s squad.

Twitter avatar for @ocmaudibRamaud Chiaokhiao-Bowman @ocmaudib
LISTEN! we wouldn’t be there without our girls. all credit to them, we are just fans being fans. they the story, not us. let’s keep it rollinšŸ‘ŠšŸ½ @nuwbbalve

Chicago Tribune @chicagotribune

A group of Northwestern football players flocks to Welsh-Ryan Arena to support the 14th-ranked Wildcats women’s basketball team. And by support, we don’t mean golf claps. https://t.co/XnSfSZCVtj

February 25th 2020

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Otherwise, things a fantastic.

As mentioned above, Veronica Burton, Lindsey Pulliam, and co. can grab a Big Ten championship tomorrow with a win over struggling Illinois.

Here are some things that have happened to this team in the past week:

  • Sat., Feb. 22: A win at Wisconsin, in which the team stretched a five-point lead with 9:23 left in the game into a 21-point lead just about three minutes later.

  • Mon., Feb. 24: Northwestern moves up four spots to No. 14 in the AP Top 25.

  • Mon., Feb. 24: ESPN names Lindsey Pulliam its national player of the week. In an upset-filled week in college hoops, Graham Hays wrote:

ā€œPulliam made sure Northwestern wasn't in a similar spotlight this week. And the Wildcats would like to think there will be plenty of time for us to talk about them in March.ā€

  • Tues., Feb. 25: Bracketology update — ESPN’s Charlie Creme moves Northwestern up to a No. 2 seed, as did High Post Hoops’ Russell Steinberg on Wednesday.

  • Wed., Feb. 26: A win at Ohio State, in which a two-point Wildcat lead with 1:41 left in the third quarter turned into a 13-point lead just 11 seconds into the fourth period.

So, to recap: it was a pretty damn good week.


šŸ“µBlameĀ a hunger for football

Spring is in the air, at least in a football sense.

Northwestern started spring practice on Tuesday. And, all eyes are on the offense.

With Mick McCall gone, Mike Bajakian is stepping in. And he’s already made a courageous change:

Twitter avatar for @ellabrockwayElla Brockway @ellabrockway
Hello from Northwestern Spring Media Day! The biggest news of the year: Goodbye Superbacks, Hello Tight Ends.
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February 25th 2020

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Shoutout to Dan Vitale, Drake Dunsmore, and all the other superbacks who had opposing fans questioning what the hell Northwestern was up to. (They were just tight ends all along.)

But, as Rodger Sherman pointed out on Twitter, Bob Heffner is still listed as the ā€œsuperbacksā€ coach. So, who really knows?

Anyways, the more impactful decision Bajakian will make is at quarterback. Five of the seven quarterbacks on the roster this spring played a snap last season. Aidan Smith led the group with 171 passing attempts last season, followed by Hunter Johnson’s 108, Andrew Marty’s 22, T.J. Green’s 10, and Jason Whitaker’s 0. Whitaker did run twice for three yards.

But from Bajakian’s comments this week via the Daily Northwestern, it sounds like Whitaker is not being considered for the starting role. It’s a four-man race.

Never mind, actually. According to the Chicago Tribune’s Teddy Greenstein, it’s actually a three-man race.

Smith, according to Greenstein’s reporting, is not in the picture for the starting job, despite the fact that he started six games last season. (And, Greenstein has a bit in there about what he calls a ā€œwild cardā€ but you’re going to have to read the article, hit the Tribune’s paywall, and subscribe to read his work because local journalism in Chicago matters a helluva lot.)

Multiple outlets reported that Marty was taking the first team snaps and that Green is not ready to be playing football due to an injury he suffered in last season’s opening game at Stanford.

As for Johnson, well, Matt Fortuna of The Athletic reported that his big change has been getting away from technology (also known as the šŸ“µBlame the Phones lifestyle, but I digress).


šŸ“µBlameĀ Dakich

Last night, I was flipping between the Northwestern men’s team’s loss to Illinois (which I’m not writing about) and the Wisconsin-Michigan game on ESPN. I found myself listening to Dan Dakich on the call, and I couldn’t stop laughing.

Here’s why:

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Dan Dakich on blogger boys
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February 24th 2020

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Joey Mulinaro is killing it with his impressions. And watching this on loop is way more enjoyable than the product Chris Collins has been putting on the court this season.

As your favorite ā€œblogger boy,ā€ I politely ask you to ā€œkiss my backside.ā€ (Watch the video if you’re like, what the hell is Josh talking about?)


šŸ“µBlameĀ another celebrity-NU crossover

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Hey @nickjonas šŸ‘‹ We love that you dream big. You're welcome at Rocky and Berenice Miller Park any day of the week. āš¾ļø #B1GCatsX
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February 27th 2020

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That’s where we’ll end things this week. Thanks for sticking with another edition ofĀ šŸ“µBlame the Phones.

And remember, if you want to be one my bag people,Ā it’s here.

Please let me know if you have any questions or ideas. I’d love to hear them.

Take care,
Josh Rosenblat

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